Total Medals Earned: 585 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Play NG Tarot Card Collab
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Begin the game.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/165 points)
Deliver 5 packages in single game
Deliver 10 packages in single game
Deliver 15 packages in single game
Deliver 20 packages in single game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game on hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!